Look, don't spread it around, but I think the White Witch's power must be waning. I've actually spotted lawn on my lawn.
Could be the Great Thaw?
Some people say there is no White Witch. Some even say that there is, but she might actually be kind of okay if you got to know her.
|I have my doubts... Sure, she looks nice here...|
|...but I remember her back in the day.|
|Wait, sorry; had the wrong one. THIS was her back then.|
|"Ha ha hee hee ha ha!"|