Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Other films dissed by the Academy.

Okay, it's been more than a week, and I'm almost over the Academy Awards screwing over my entry in the Best Documentary Short category. Me and Clint Eastwood got hosed, yeah. But I'm a forward-looking guy, and I'm thinking about the Google Science Fair now. 


Anyway, we know that a lot of fine movies and movie makers got overlooked by the Academy this year. Others who should have won,, if there was any justice in Hollywood, include:

BEST FILM
The Delicate Pain of Butterflies

BEST ACTOR
Jonathan Thipplewaithe, Hungarians in the Moonlight

BEST ACTRESS
Theresa DelVulva, El Cid and Nancy

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Ice Bukkit, Electric Boogaloo XI: Born on the Boogaloo

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Minerva Screemstress, Planet of the Llamas

BEST DIRECTOR
Herschel Levinski, Like I Should Care

BEST FOREIGN FILM
Nabba'i miniṭēra ēbaṁ ēkaṭi mukha phasakāni nāṭā'i (Ninety Minutes and a Blooper Reel, Bangladesh)

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Mark Thyme, Outrage and Pepper; or, The Fantastical Adventures of My Right Fibula 

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Gerard Daint and Alice Comely, Updog (from Les Miserables)

BEST ORIGINAL SONG
LeShay Tee, "(The Hills Are Alive with) Big Pimpin'"

BEST ANIMATED FILM
Miscellaneous Household Garbage 2 (Pixar)

BEST DOCUMENTARY
Why the Academy Awards Suck So Hard
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