PSA from the dog #5.

Hello, friends! It is me, the dog. It has been a long while since I have made any important public service announcements. Things have been pretty good. But an alarming fact has recently come to light that requires canine input immediately!

I personally have surpassed the age of 21, at least in dog years, and I was under the impression that this would mean I am now eligible to vote. But not so! I have been informed to my dismay that dogs are not allowed to vote regardless of their age! Color this puppy shocked... and sad!

How can this be, in a land as great as America? Why cannot doggies allow their voices to be heard?

Do not think that the freedom to bark at every passing car and pedestrian is adequate to our need to have our voices heard. Oh, no! Doggies have many concerns that should be addressed at the ballot box! You are always going on about nonsense like healthcare and infrastructure and funding for arts and things. We have some real concerns! Here are just a few of the concerns that we will demand to vote on:

QUESTION: Shall puppies be allowed to eat liverwurst no matter what Papa says? 

NO ❌ YES ✅

QUESTION: Shall puppies be allowed a say in whether they get any "operations"?

NO ❌ YES ✅

QUESTION: Shall puppies be convicted of being "naughty" without trial, especially
since we did not actually steal the liverwurst?

NO ✅ YES ❌

QUESTION: Shall puppies be allowed in the yard to play even if they have been
so-called "naughty dogs"?

NO ❌ HECK YES ✅

So you see, fair is fair! Puppies demand the right to vote on such pressing matters of the day!

I submit to you, friends, that this demand must be met or else we may have no choice but to engage in sit-down strikes. You will see us just lying around doing nothing, instead of what we usually do. Do you want to take a chance on that? I think not!

Allow me to leave you with this reminder:

Denying pups the vote or veto?
Think how naughty you must be to
Dogs.

This has been a public service announcement from the dog.