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I guess it's a class thing. Poor folks seem to like to make up
weird names for their children, like Nevaeh ("It's heaven backward!"
Which would be...hell?). I can appreciate the idea; every child is precious and
unique, so why not a unique name? Etc. Okay, I would not do that, and I am very
glad my parents did not do that, but point taken.
The normal names seem to hit the middle class. Johns, Marys,
Roberts, Jerrys, Jills, Lauras, Freds (!), Marions, names with a solid track
record tend to come from the solid middle class.
Then there are the upper classes--think Park Slope and up. These
folks have some odd notions of names. This is nothing new. They like to use last names as first names
(Madison, Murphy, ) or places (Brooklyn, London) or ancient Biblical or just out-of-date names (Zeke, Agatha). I guess it works out okay -- if your first name
is O'Hara, are you in danger of being picked on by little Methuselah and Throgs
Neck? You can all suffer together.
But one thing I object to is the blatant thievery of moms stealing
men's names for baby girls. We lost Tracy, Leslie, Lindsay, and Morgan some
time ago. We're losing Jordan, Drew, Dylan, Cameron, Brett, Alex, Gray, Ellery,
Jesse, Parker, Schuyler, and others now. Many are not stolen by outright theft,
but by taking a girl's name and shortening it to the boy's name (like Alex,
Bobby, Micky, George, Sam, even Fred!).
Nameberry lists a bunch of unisex names, noting that "Most unisex names lean at least slightly towards one gender or the other". But in fact, once
a name has leaned toward the girl side, it's dead as a boy's name. Even in
these modern times, no person with any regard for the opinion of anyone else
names a boy Sue.
So stop stealing our names! (We still have James, but he may be
going fast....) Goodness knows they're stealing everything else from boys.
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Mongo appears to be safe...for now!
This pilfering seems to be one sided. I can't think of any girl names that have been adopted by boys.
Except maybe "Caitlyn".
Very true, PLW.
My middle son is named James. We call him Jamie. He likes that name. He will always be Jamie. It IRKS me when anyone says that Jamie is a girl's name. It is stolen, plain and simple. Most people don't see it that way. We need a campaign to make Jamie manly again. Who's with me?
FM, count me in. Jamie was one of my nicknames as well and I am of the XY chromosome persuasion.
I have a granddaughter named Logan. I objected strongly at the time, as it seemed unquestionably masculine, but it's grown on me over the years.
I do occasionally call her "Wolverine", though.
OK, you guys all made me laugh. And now I'm thinking of Mongo and the Mongettes as an unknown 60's group.
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