□ Flaming Skull 💀
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□ "Mom" and Heart 💗
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□ Popeye Anchor⚓
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□ Chain Link Fence (Rather Than Barbed Wire)
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□ Jesus
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□ Entire Ceiling of Sistine Chapel
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□ Spider !
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□ Bloody Dagger 🗡
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□ “My Daughter’s Heart & Debts Belong to Daddy”
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□ Knuckle tats that say "LOVE" and "SOFA"
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□ Devil
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□ Life-size Cross V
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□ Evil Clown 🤡
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□ Unicorn 🦄
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□ Twinkie the Kid
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□ 401(k) Management Company Logo
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□ Hula Girl
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□ Viagra Logo
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□ Copy of His Mortgage
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□ Skull and Crossbones N
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□ PC :
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□ Metallica Logo
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□ Cheese 🧀
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□ Barry Manilow
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□ Smiley Face J
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□ Remote Control on Arm; TV on Butt 📺
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□ Nickel Slots
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□ “Disco King” 👑
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□ “Don’t Tread On My Lawn” Flag
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□ Evil Clowns Coming Out of Tiny Mausoleum
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□ Copy of His Business Card
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□ "Mom" and Bloody Dagger
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Now, some of these are classic tattoos; a few are peculiar to him, and indicate his Catholicism or career; but most are understandable when you think of the average American male reaching that milestone age of fifty. So what do you think would be the best tattoo? Or do you have a brilliant idea we forgot?
4 comments:
I would get this "AD/HD" (AC/DC parody)
https://www.minamo.co.uk/AD-HD-AC-DC-Parody-Crop-Top-p/002058mincrop.htm
If I were to do such a thing, which I wouldn't, I would favor a semicircle with the arc to the top, with an arrow pointing down along the right side.
Over the hill. Get it?
One reason I would never do this is that my arrow would be horizontal pointing away from the semicircle to the right.
Both excellent ideas, gentlemen! I think the over-the-hill idea is particularly good, especially if I can sell it as something else and then reveal its true meaning after he already got it. Heh heh heh.
If this a chap of whimsy, I suggest the one at the link.
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/18mcyh/so_i_got_a_really_silly_tattoo_today/
But really, get a sports car. It'll take longer to regret than the tat.
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