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Password must have at least 2 unique special characters
You’re doing this on
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ABcdefghij!&
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ABcdefghij!&11
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Password must contain at least 2 unique numbers
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WR7];WE&35*!DG&I$^&Idi8df6923846f2guDTYSDIhjahs8
exqwe6f9p2634r9ugw2cnkhwjkcy90730`74fyuwdjkcbhqw537$%@)_djk
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like you’ll remember that
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Answer three prompt questions to retrieve your password when you inevitably lose it
I’m losing it now
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inevitably lose it:
What
is the second cat belonging to your father’s favorite sibling?
What
was your favorite film in 1993?
Where
were you when Niall O'Brien for Westmeath scored the first goal of the
All-Ireland Senior Hurling Championship?
Who
was your first grade teacher’s hobby?
What
is the date of your spouse’s first sexual encounter?
What
is the dominant color of your boogers?
Who
is your favorite 80’s Funny Car racer?
How
many jelly beans are in this jar?
I’m giving up Internet
shopping and becoming a hermit.
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well. You will continue to receive promotional e-mails from us until the sun is
a charcoal briquette, whether you opt out or not.
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Cartoon
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3 comments:
I was amused by this post until I decided to leave a comment. Prove I'm not a robot? And what if I am? (Which I'm not, by the way.) What business is it of yours?
This is an invasion of my privacy, you little two-tone green pill person!
I'd be less bothered if you forced me to come up with a convoluted password, but questioning my humanity OFFENDS me!
Nailed it, Fred! And don't forget the retail sites that pop up a request for you to take a survey before you've had a chance to look at a single item.
Unlike Fiendish Man, I AM a robot, I just tell them I'm not. :)
I'm not a robot, I'm so old that I'm a ro-BIT. ;>
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