Bunny: Boy, wasn't that something, Batman? I would never have expected to see Calendar Man and Clock King team up. But we got 'em good!
Batman: Yes.
Bunny: Did you see that flying kick I did on the henchmen? I knocked down four at once! Pow!
Batman: I sure did. Classic Bunny.
Bunny: Aw, thanks, Batman. What's next? Do we look for their lair, see if there's any more to this?
Batman: No, Bunny, I... I'd just like to speak with you for a minute.
Bunny: Uh... Yeah?
Batman: I-- Well, I want to say, I think you're a terrific crime fighter.
Bunny: Hey, thanks.
Batman: I'm serious. Your speed, your quick thinking, your superhuman leaping and kicking...
Bunny: And the nibbling! Remember when I nibbled you out of that cage when Dr. Double X trapped you?
Batman: Of course! It was our first meeting.
Bunny: And now we have the bad guys in Gotham on the run!
Batman: That's what I wanted to talk about... the "we" thing.
Bunny: Huh?
Batman: I think it's time-- That is, I think I need to go it alone again.
Bunny: But we're a team!
Batman: Yeah, well, see, I don't do the team thing well.
Bunny: Oh. Like the Justice League, the Outsiders, the various Robins and Batgirl, Superman, the Super Friends...
Batman: Ouch. Sore point.
Bunny: Sorry.
Batman: It's just--- Look, you're a giant fluffy anthropomorphic pink and yellow bunny rabbit.
Bunny: I am what I am.
Batman: It's just hard to be a grim avenger of the night with a big bunny rabbit next to me.
Bunny: So you're upset about your image!
Batman: Nooooooooyeah.
Bunny: I can be grim!
Batman: Cannot.
Bunny: Sure! I'll get a cape! They'll call me... Dark Bunny.
Batman: I'm sorry, Bunny. No.
Bunny: Great. I just got fired by Batman.
Batman: Bunny, look... Let me get in touch with Wonder Woman. She has lots of experience with mythical creatures and exotic animals...
Bunny: Is that some kind of a crack?
Batman: I think she's more partner material for you.
Bunny: And because she's a girl, she'll like the big bunny.
Batman: Kinda.
Bunny: All right, I'm outta here. You fight Killer Moth on your own next time.
Batman: Now, no pouting, Bunny. We talked about this. There's no pouting in crime fighting.
Bunny: I'll pout if I want to! You're not the pointy-eared boss of me anymore, pal.
Batman: I'm sorry, Bunny. I'll be glad to write you a recommendation.
Bunny: Sure, fine. I was thinking about going to New York anyway. A guy out there was looking for help.
Batman: Well... that's great. Good luck in the Big Apple.
THREE WEEKS LATER
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