Pandemic pandemonium book giveaway!

What's the matter, Bunky? Bored? Stuck at home? Sick? Sick of TV? Intellectually unstimulated? Broke?

Well, fret no more, my friends!

Major announcement: From TODAY through FRIDAY the 20th, ALL FRED BOOKS are available FREE on Kindle!

Such a deal! Who could resist?

This is unpossible! you say, because the cabin fever and lack of reading is making you screw up common words.

It is not unpossible! I answer. We have a big announcement next week, so my agent, "Feral" Katz, says, Let's get people into a Fred Frenzy by giving away eBooks.

Note that the hard copies will still cost money. There's printers and paper mills that must get paid. But for now, those pixels are free. So grab your Kindle reader, or download the Kindle software on your phone or computer or tablet, and get some free books from your old pal Fred. All my novels on Kindle are guaranteed 100% terrific during the sale, or your money back. Meaning, if you didn't pay anything, I will refund your nothing. If you paid something, well, I can't help you.

And you if enjoy them, tell everyone! And if you hate them, tell me! Or tell the cat! Or bury your e-reader in a mountain of toilet paper! Do whatever! It's a free country!