Well, here we are again.
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| Go home spider you are drunk |
Fred talks about writing, food, dogs, and whatever else deserves the treatment.
Well, here we are again.
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| Go home spider you are drunk |
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| The Angel of Death prepares to bite the head off a little girl |
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| How can a ghost have stitches? I always heard "Witches get stitches." Or something like that. |
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| Stack o' skulls and the Murder Clown Acrobatic Team |
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| Hallowhine |
One fine day in winter some Ants were busy drying their store of corn, which had got rather damp during a long spell of rain. Presently up came a Grasshopper and begged them to spare her a few grains, "For," she said, "I'm simply starving." The Ants stopped work for a moment, though this was against their principles. "May we ask," said they, "what you were doing with yourself all last summer? Why didn't you collect a store of food for the winter?" "The fact is," replied the Grasshopper, "I was so busy singing that I hadn't the time." "If you spent the summer singing," replied the Ants, "you can't do better than spend the winter dancing." And they chuckled and went on with their work.
Aye, aye, Aesop.
Also: Ants are jerks, but we all know that.
The problem is, worry has no internal stopping mechanism. Once you engage the worry, there's always something it can find to act upon. That's where I run into trouble. Everything may be looking rosy, but there's always some possibility you can dread, and if all else fails there's death and taxes.
Alcohol used to be a good solution, but it ended up causing even more worries. So now I just have to find a healthier means of dealing with it.
When they say: If you're gonna worry, why pray? If you're gonna pray, why worry? And I say:
Well, I say, you're right. But it'll always be like a second language to me, because my people were worrier kings from ancient times. 😨😱👑
...while everyone feels stress at times, reactions to stress can be different for women and men.In general, women are more likely to think and talk about what is causing stress. Women also are more likely to reach out to others for support and seek to understand the sources of their stress.Men typically respond to stress using distraction. And men often engage in physical activities that can offer an escape from thinking about a stressful situation.
Courage may be in short supply these days, but it isn't one of those virtues (like chastity or temperance) that have been diminished to ridicule in popular culture. What it has been diminished to is badassery. The badass is the kind of hero we celebrate now.
"Well, Fred," you probably are not saying (because you're not a dummy), "the badass and the person of valor are both fearless in the face of opposition. Ain't no difference."
Oh, yes, my fine straw-filled person, there is a huge difference, as we shall see.
Valor, according to Merriam-Webster, means "strength of mind or spirit that enables a person to encounter danger with firmness : personal bravery." Badass, however, is defined as "ready to cause or get into trouble : MEAN," or "of formidable strength or skill." This is a world of difference, the difference between the men who manned up (yes, manned up, sue me) who stormed Omaha Beach and the Mary Sue of fiction, who is never really in danger because she's such a badass no one can lay a glove on her. Slay KA-WEEN!
The badass in modern nomenclature may not be mean, but definitely knows how to pick the right targets, generally those constrained by law or integrity from pulverizing them. The valiant, on the other hand, have little say in what targets they will strike, and many of them will be remembered today because the targets turned out to be unassailable. The badass, then, is little more than a kid putting on Hulk gloves and trying to beat up Daddy, while the valiant are able to steel themselves in the face of death itself.
But even more important than that, the badass is usually only fighting for his own interests. It’s always about one’s own glory, never about being part of something more important. To the badass, the self is the most important thing.
P.J. O'Rourke wrote:
I have only one firm belief about the American political system, and that is this: God is a Republican and Santa Claus is a Democrat.
God is an elderly or, at any rate, middle aged male, a stern fellow, patriarchal rather than paternal and a great believer in rules and regulations. He holds men accountable for their actions. He has little apparent concern for the material well being of the disadvantaged. He is politically connected, socially powerful and holds the mortgage on literally everything in the world. God is difficult. God is unsentimental. It is very hard to get into God's heavenly country club.
Santa Claus is another matter. He's cute. He's nonthreatening. He's always cheerful. And he loves animals. He may know who's been naughty and who's been nice, but he never does anything about it. He gives everyone everything they want without the thought of quid pro quo. He works hard for charities, and he's famously generous to the poor. Santa Claus is preferable to God in every way but one: There is no such thing as Santa Claus.
And for that matter, the fallen heroes of America that we mourn today exist, while the badass, in all his or her movie and TV glory, does not.
| "Hey, see y'all at eight tomorrow!" |
| "You got it, Mister Doctor! See you tomorrow night!" |
| "Tomorrow MORNING, dummy!" |
A friend of mine lives in a condo complex near a big field where they occasionally host balloon festivals. Not the kind of balloon you tie to a kid's wrist, or the kind you bend into weird animal shapes, but the big hot-air kind that send you up in the sky in a little basket.
I don't know that my friend has ever attended the festival, but he hasn't had to, since a couple of times the festival has attended him. Balloon landings in the street, in the backyard, in the development’s common areas -- and since these festivals start early in the morning on weekends, that can be quite a sight to wake up to.
There we were, complaining about 2020, as if once we got through that stupid and miserable year everything would be better. Instead we got worse government, psychotic Russian warmongering, Canadian dictatorship (!), and now, gigantic parachuting spiders.
I get the feeling that this decade is going to suck pretty hard all the way to the end.
The spiders in question are the Joro spider, a brightly colored nightmare that comes to us from Asia, like so many bad and really weird things. According to the New York Post, from whence I borrowed the alarming photo below, "The massive Joro spider, an invasive species from Asia, has descended on southern states — particularly Georgia and South Carolina — and is now due to spread rapidly to Alabama, according to the University of Georgia’s Odum School of Ecology."
Surely such a huge bug would never survive our northern winters, right? That's for tropical places, the price they pay (along with cyclones) for gorgeous weather. But no, according to spiderologists: "The spiders were exposed to below-freezing temperatures for minutes at a time — about as long as they’d need to find a warm place to hide."
And what's this about parachuting?
"Indeed, bug-watchers have spotted the Joro using their webs as parachutes, transporting them by wind."
Uh-huh.
I'm not a victim of arachnophobia, in that I am not panicked thinking about spiders or go into frozen terror looking at one. I know what phobias feel like, being inclined to acrophobia, and my feeling about giant spiders is not like that. However, I have a strong repulsion from giant spiders, and this one looks particularly bad. The Joro has a minor venom that isn't a real danger to humans, unless one has an allergic reaction.
I do not intend to let one of these bastards get close enough to me to find out.
Research scientist Andy Davis says, “People should try to learn to live with them. If they’re literally in your way, I can see taking a web down and moving them to the side, but they’re just going to be back next year.”
And I say: No. I say: I'm going to murder every one that I see. I say: These arachnid sons of bitches had better turn out to be a bigger bust than the murder hornets. And if not, I say: Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
As a result of the COVID-19 pandemic, the United States will likely face a tsunami of death and disability from common chronic diseases that will affect society for decades, Robert Califf, MD, former commissioner of the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA), writes in an article published today in Circulation.
Califf says the impending tsunami of chronic health conditions — with cardiometabolic diseases, including heart disease, obesity, hypertension, and type 2 diabetes at the crest — demands swift and comprehensive action.
The authors of an accompanying commentary note that the healthcare system has risen to the challenge of three simultaneous pandemics — COVID-19, economic disruption, and social injustice — even as many inherent fragilities have been exposed.
He has a wife with an advanced autoimmune disease, and she has begged him through this Chinese Death Virus crisis not to leave the house.
They're getting the groceries and prescriptions delivered. A guy leaves them on the porch and they hustle them in like smugglers.
That's all they see. Friends, family have to stay away. No nurses, no barbers, no trips to the doctor. She's deathly afraid, and so neither of them has gone farther than that porch since March.
And my friend is going batty.
Our medical boffins at the CDC are aware of this situation. They know that people are missing necessary medical exams and procedures because of their fear of the Chinese COVID. On October 20, the agency reported, "Overall, an estimated 299,028 excess deaths occurred from late January through October 3, 2020, with 198,081 (66%) excess deaths attributed to COVID-19. The largest percentage increases were seen among adults aged 25–44 years and among Hispanic or Latino persons."
So at that time 198,081 deaths were attributed to COVID-19, leaving 100,947 others that would not have statistically been expected to die but did. To what do they attribute these other deaths, a group larger than the population of Bend, Oregon, all by itself?
The study spends a lot more time breaking the data down by race (God, I am sick of race) and poverty and whatnot than giving us any conclusions, but they sort of blame "disruptions to health care," of which there were certainly plenty. The word "fear" doesn't appear in the study, but it should, as in "People who need health care to stay alive were paralyzed by FEAR by the endless media drumbeat and the horrible overestimates of deaths expected from this plague of indistinct origin, so they didn't go for help when they needed it and died."
I certainly doubt that a statistically large segment of these excess deaths were caused by people driving like idiots because the traffic was so light last April. I know we've all been flying by the seat of our pants through this thing, CDC, but you have not covered yourselves in glory, though you act as if you have.
If my elderly friend and his wife or both die in that house of any cause other than the Wuhan Flu this winter, I'm blaming you, CDC.
One last note: I heard that His Fraudulency, the presumptive president-elect, was thinking of getting our governor, Sonny Corleone Cuomo, to be his Secretary of State. Well, that's nice. We'd be glad to be rid of him. And he'd fit right in. Cuomo already bent over for the Chinese at least once this year, trying to call the Chinese Death Virus the "European Virus," so he'll fit right in with the Biden administration's prostration toward the new Evil Empire. The only people Cuomo can be tough with are grandmas in nursing homes, to whom he sent infected people, like smallpox-coated blankets.
Well, here we are. Halloween at last. The horrors of the year are all concentrated on Halloween.
But no! It's not just Halloween! There's a full moon tonight as well.
Decorations showing witches and black cats aside, this is not very common. The next full moon on Halloween will occur in 2039.
But wait! It's also a blue moon, meaning the second full moon this October. This also is not that common; the next blue moon will be August 2023. So all those things that happen once in a blue moon are on the way.
But it's also the Hunter's Moon, because the last full moon was the Harvest Moon. It's also called the Blood Moon, because it's time to kill all the creatures fattening up for winter. And maybe, since it's on Halloween, humans too. Sounding more threatening yet?
But wait! There's more! It's a full moon on Halloween on a Saturday! How often does that happen? Not often -- I am told the next one is scheduled for 2172. Don't make plans.
But wait! Again! We also have a mini-moon circling the Earth, which we picked up some time during this annus horribilis of 2020. They call it 2020 SO, as in "2020 I am SO sick of you." No doubt it will act as a force multiplier for whatever other bad juju is in the air.
AND we're pushing the clocks back tonight as Daylight Savings ends, meaning whatever happens tonight, we'll get an extra hour of it.
AND we have the Biggest Election EVAH in a couple of days that could mean the END OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT.
AND WE STILL HAVE CHINESE DEATH VIRUS AND STUPID RIOTERS HAUNTING OUR STREETS.
So, I think I'm going back to bed. See you in November.
Welcome to our Halloween edition of the Humpback Writers book feature! Even now there are no humpbacks or hunchbacks or anything of the kind, and it is a mean thing to call people who deal with the condition. But it is Hump Day, and the one before Halloween, so we have a spooky book for you. Probably the only spooky book that was published with an introduction by T.S. Eliot.
She was standing on Westminster Bridge. It was twilight, but the City was no longer dark. The street lamps along the Embankment were still dimmed, but in the buildings shutters and blinds and curtains had been removed or left undrawn, and the lights were coming out there like the first faint stars above. Those lights were the peace. It was true that formal peace was not yet in being; all that had happened was that fighting had ceased. The enemy, as enemy, no longer existed and one more crisis of agony was done. Labor, intelligence, patience -- much need for these; and much certainty of boredom and suffering and misery, but no longer the sick vigils and daily despair.
The conflict which is the theme of every one of Williams's novels, is not merely the conflict between good and bad men, in the usual sense. No one was less confined to conventional morality, in judging good and bad behavior, than Williams: his mortality is that of the Gospels. He sees the struggle between Good and Evil as carried on, more or less blindly, by men and women who are often only the instruments of higher or lower powers, but who always have the freedom to choose to which powers they will submit themselves. Simon, in this story, is a most austere ascetic, but he is evil; Evelyn is a woman who appears too insignificant, too petty in her faults, to be really "bad," but yet, just because she is no more than pettiness, she delivers herself willingly into the hand of evil.
I have already tried to indicate the unity between the man and the work; and it follows that there is a unity between his works of very different kinds. Much of his work may appear to realize its form only imperfectly; but it is also true in a measure to say that Williams invented his own forms -- or to say that no form, if he had obeyed all its conventional laws, could have been satisfactory for what he wanted to say. What it is, essentially, that he had to say, comes near to defying definition. It was not simply a philosophy, a theology, or a set of ideas: it was primarily something imaginative.
She made a third effort and again she heard from her own mouth only the flat voice of the dead. She was possessed by it. Death, it seemed, was not over; it had only just begun. She was dying further. She could not call; presently she would not be able to speak; then not to see -- neither the high stars nor the meaningless lights -- yet still, though meaningless, faintly metropolitan. But she would find even this pale light too much, and presently would creep away from it towards one of those great open entrances that loomed here and there, for inside she could hide from the light.