So I sent my assistant, Lacky Flunkman, out to round up a pile of old slogans that aren't being used anymore. Why buy new if you can find something perfectly good used, right? He came in with a couple of wheelbarrows full, and now I'm sitting on the office floor, sorting them out.
I've narrowed it down to twenty or so I'm considering. Feel free to vote for your favorite in comments, or weigh in with some that Flunkman didn't dig up.
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Fredcoin Adds Life
I'm Lovin' Fredcoin
Like a Good Neighbor, Fredcoin Is There
Wouldn't You Really Rather Have a Fredcoin?
Fredcoin Builds Better Bodies 8 Ways
Gotta Have My Fredcoin!
It's the Fredcoin Generation
Fredcoin: I'd Rather Fight Than Switch
Fredcoin: Have It Your Way
Fredcoin: With Retsyn!
Put a Fredcoin in Your Tank!
Get a Piece of the Fredcoin
Things Go Better with Fredcoin
Fredcoin Tastes Good Like a Cryptocoin Should
Time to Mint the Fredcoin!
Fredcoin Makes a Better Way to Face a Busy Day
Crazy Fredcoin! Its Values Are INSANE!
Betcha Can't Buy Just One Fredcoin!
Got Fredcoin?
I'd Like to Teach the World to Fredcoin
There Are Some Things Money Can't Buy. Use Fredcoin Instead.
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I don't know, though; none of them really grabs me. What do you think?
4 comments:
"You can't have a nice Ford without Fredcoin!"
I dropped one down a well and it didn't make a splash.
Give your breath long-lasting FRESHNESSSSS.... with Big Fredcoin!
(sorry)
Hey, Anonymous, that's great -- not just a slogan but a jingle!
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