5:00 AM
Our Daily Fred
(religion) Pastor Fred leads the congregation in prayer that the network survives the week.
(religion) Pastor Fred leads the congregation in prayer that the network survives the week.
5:30 AM
Where Angels Fear to Fred
(religion) Pastor Fred's homily on sin in the modern world, part 752.
Where Angels Fear to Fred
(religion) Pastor Fred's homily on sin in the modern world, part 752.
6:00 AM
Fred & Breakfast
(cooking) Fred whips up an egg and canned peas omelet, burns some toast, and searches for the elusive "French-Canadian Bacon."
Fred & Breakfast
(cooking) Fred whips up an egg and canned peas omelet, burns some toast, and searches for the elusive "French-Canadian Bacon."
7:00 AM
Clifford the Big Fred Dog
(children) Even Clifford turns up his nose at the egg and canned peas omelet.
Clifford the Big Fred Dog
(children) Even Clifford turns up his nose at the egg and canned peas omelet.
7:30 AM
Fredame Street
(children) Kids learn the letters F and U, the number 8, and that the toaster is not a toy.
Fredame Street
(children) Kids learn the letters F and U, the number 8, and that the toaster is not a toy.
8:00 AM
Black and White and Fred All Over
(news) Fred reads whatever comes over the wire.
Black and White and Fred All Over
(news) Fred reads whatever comes over the wire.
8:30 AM
Fred, White, and Blue
(news) Fred's commentary on what's wrong with America, part 921.
Fred, White, and Blue
(news) Fred's commentary on what's wrong with America, part 921.
9:00 AM
Fred and Board
(travel) Fred freeloads on his friends' sofas. This week: Mr. Philbin asks him to leave.
Fred and Board
(travel) Fred freeloads on his friends' sofas. This week: Mr. Philbin asks him to leave.
9:30 AM
My Fair Fredding
(style) Fred helps a bride get ready for her wedding, with helpful ideas (like buying his novels to give away as wedding favors).
My Fair Fredding
(style) Fred helps a bride get ready for her wedding, with helpful ideas (like buying his novels to give away as wedding favors).
10:00 AM
Freddy or Not
(talk) Fred and guests discuss current events, style, cooking, gossip. The late Ed McMahon cohosts via an old Parker Brothers Ouija board.
Freddy or Not
(talk) Fred and guests discuss current events, style, cooking, gossip. The late Ed McMahon cohosts via an old Parker Brothers Ouija board.
11:00 AM
Fredly Devotion
(true crime) Examination of how the mental problems of Fred and people like him lead to bad behavior. Starring members of Fred's family.
Fredly Devotion
(true crime) Examination of how the mental problems of Fred and people like him lead to bad behavior. Starring members of Fred's family.
12:00 PM
Behind the Pick: Fred Zeppelin
(documentary) History of the rock band Fred Zeppelin, and why they never went anywhere. Lots of garage footage.
Behind the Pick: Fred Zeppelin
(documentary) History of the rock band Fred Zeppelin, and why they never went anywhere. Lots of garage footage.
1:00 PM
Fred Green Tomatoes
(movie) Quirky stories from a small town where people occasionally go missing, but the food is gorgeous.
Fred Green Tomatoes
(movie) Quirky stories from a small town where people occasionally go missing, but the food is gorgeous.
2:30 PM
John Fredda Presents
(infomercial) Stylist Fredda explains how his products give you naturally curly hair.
John Fredda Presents
(infomercial) Stylist Fredda explains how his products give you naturally curly hair.
3:00 PM
Froedipus Rex
(movie) A charming story about a boy named Froed and his mom.
Froedipus Rex
(movie) A charming story about a boy named Froed and his mom.
5:00 PM
Fredline
(news) Fred covers an important story of the day. Today: New Twinkies--good as the old Twinkies or what?
Fredline
(news) Fred covers an important story of the day. Today: New Twinkies--good as the old Twinkies or what?
6:00 PM
Frederal Cases
(news) Overview of the news from Washington, D.C. More bitching about it from Fred.
Frederal Cases
(news) Overview of the news from Washington, D.C. More bitching about it from Fred.
7:30 PM
Fred Like Me
(comedy) Georgia decides she doesn't like being called Fred anymore. The other members of the Fred club object. Hilarity ensues.
Fred Like Me
(comedy) Georgia decides she doesn't like being called Fred anymore. The other members of the Fred club object. Hilarity ensues.
8:00PM
The Fredliest Catch
(documentary) Fred and several other guys named Fred go fishing. Catch nothin'.
(documentary) Fred and several other guys named Fred go fishing. Catch nothin'.
9:00 PM
Justifred
(drama) Marshall Fred tames the modern West. It tames him right back.
Justifred
(drama) Marshall Fred tames the modern West. It tames him right back.
10:00 PM
The Walking Fred
(action) Zombie Fred ravages the countryside until he gets his first cup of coffee.
The Walking Fred
(action) Zombie Fred ravages the countryside until he gets his first cup of coffee.
11:00 PM
Fred Over Heels
(movie) Guy named Fred thinks a girl is really cute even though he thinks he saw her disembowel and eat the pizza delivery guy.
Fred Over Heels
(movie) Guy named Fred thinks a girl is really cute even though he thinks he saw her disembowel and eat the pizza delivery guy.
1:00 AM
Night of the Living Fred
(movie) Fred's wife gets him to leave the house for dinner and dancing for once in his life already. Horrible dancing ensues.
Night of the Living Fred
(movie) Fred's wife gets him to leave the house for dinner and dancing for once in his life already. Horrible dancing ensues.
3:00 AM
Fredator
(movie) A monster from another planet terrorizes Jesse Ventura, Al Franken, and other prominent Minnesota creeps.
Fredator
(movie) A monster from another planet terrorizes Jesse Ventura, Al Franken, and other prominent Minnesota creeps.
4:55 AM
The national anthem, test pattern, and fingers crossed we come back in a few minutes.
The national anthem, test pattern, and fingers crossed we come back in a few minutes.
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