Wednesday, August 6, 2014
Bride of crap knock-knock jokes.
Joe Kerr. Why so serious?
Don't you know caps lock is rude?
Anarchy! [Busts down door, shoots everybody]
It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink.
Beat it. You're in the wrong joke.
Big fat cheeseburger with a side of french fries and a chocolate milk shake.
Come in, gorgeous!
I can't hear you when you use the balloon knocker.
Welcome to the Pearly Gates. Who's there?
Saint Peter, lemme in! You know me!
Yes, that's why you're on that side.
You'll be lucky to win 35 games this year.
Come in, Mom.
Thank you for keeping us editors in work.
Now you're just trying to make me feel good.
Exclamation Point Man!
Who's there? Hey!