We all remember the kid in Maryland who got in trouble for chewing a Pop-Tart in the shape of a gun and making the threatening statement, "Look, I made a gun."
|Courtesy of WBALTV. Artist's rendering. The actual gun may have been a different caliber.|
In fact, my sources tell me his nibbling skills have gotten far more sophisticated. Far more dangerous.
Here is a typical cherry Pop-Tart:
And here is what this young man, with virtually no training, is now able to accomplish:
P.S.: Mr. Philbin accuses me of making fun of school shootings. Nothing could be further from the truth. It is difficult to imagine a more depraved, wicked, evil act.
I do make fun of overreaction, of lack of proportion, of school officials unable to use the common sense that God gave earthworms, and of our generalized hysteria. And of Pop-Tarts.