Friday, April 5, 2019

Bad affirmations.

Every day in every way, I get one day older.

There are no problems, only opportunities to fail.

Pain is just weakness leaving the body, so don’t bother consulting medical professionals. I’m sure it’s nothing.

Mediocre is just half-bad.

You are a human being, not a human doing. So stop all the doing for a while. You'll just lose a lot of traction, is all.

Opportunity knocks. You're probably in the can.

I took the road less traveled, and that has made all the difference. It sucked like you would not believe.

Those who dare, lose the college fund.

Keep your head down.

When one door closes, you’re stuck outside. Don't try breaking a window or we'll call the cops.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent unless they’re in a position of power over you or are just really good at it.



Even the worst day lasts just 24 hours.

You are surrounded by idiots.

Most businesses fail.

Decide you will do mighty things right after breakfast. Then you can go pout on the sofa after lunch.

Be bold, and many people will come to tell you to stop being an asswipe.

Laugh and the world edges away from you nervously.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, but his mortgage is paid.

If you don’t leap, you’ll never fall.

The nail that sticks out is the one that gets hammered.

It just doesn't matter.

Today's jerk with his head stuck in his wastepaper basket is tomorrow's snotty supervisor.

Every cloud has a mass of droplets or frozen crystals. Looks like rain.

What doesn’t kill you probably cripples you for life.

5 comments:

peacelovewoodstock said...

Climate change is going to kill us all in less than 12 years anyway, might as well hop in the Jeep and go out for cheeseburgers.

Mongo919 said...

With my luck, when my ship comes in, I'll be at the airport. Cheer up, Fred, worse days are coming!

Unknown said...

If you love something set it free. If it does not return, hunt it down and kill it.

Stiiv said...

Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, you're wrong.

FredKey said...

That's it, boys! You've really gotten into the spirit of the thing!