In fact, the guys on either side of me have already got up their Christmas decorations. So does a guy around the corner. So does a guy up the block. I still have my Thanksgiving stuff up.
You know what that makes me?
The Christmas loser.
|"You're the Christmas loser, Fred!"|
As you can tell, I've honed the process with years of practice.
I'll never get caught up. Maybe I should convert to something else. Hanukkah doesn't start until December 24. That would buy me some time.