They they they they they say the heart of rock 'n roll is still Cleveland |
I got to thinking that since the stupidly wealthy musicians and
executives who made their fortunes off rock 'n/or roll somehow can't keep their
damned hall of fame afloat without sticking it to the taxpayer, perhaps they
could defray some expenses by having a bake sale! Of course, several
possibilities based on Classic Rawk songs leaped to mind.
Bun Through the Jungle -- coffee roll with green icing
Bake It Easy -- Freyed dough with Browne
icing and a "secret ingredient"; probably illegal in Cleveland
Aqualump -- gray cupcake with a smear
of icing and a fondant cigarette butt on top
Babka O'Riley -- a yeast cake that
substitutes salt for sugar. Fooled again!
Roll Over Beet -- beet-flavored roll
I Wanna Rock Cake -- traditional English teatime
rock cake, decorated with Dee Snider makeup-inspired icing
And You and Pie -- gooseberry pie, so
astringent it makes you squeak like Jon Anderson
Stairway to Unleavened -- controversial matzo cupcake, with unleavened cake pieces iced
together into the shape of a spiral staircase
The Court of the Crimson King Cake -- red velvet cake iced with purple, green, and gold; each contains
a little figurine of an evil imp
John Lemon's Imagine -- a lemon cupcake that looks
nice on the shelf; proves to be an empty wrapper
These ten ideas should help the rock 'n roll hall o' fame get its
act 2'gether. If not, I'll post some more ideas down the road, if nothing more
interesting or funnier occurs to me.
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