Merriam-Webster's Eleventh Collegiate print edition has "lightbulb" as one word, but the Web site now prefers it as two, as was the case in the past, so our use should depend on house style, which is a decision for the editorial director....
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Potato.
How many dentists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one, and it won't hurt a bit...
How many IRS auditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, as long as the lightbulb is a Democrat.
How many contractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
At least five, on accounta this here wiring isn't up to code, gonna have to pull out everything, take out the wall, prolly run you one or two grand, unless we find asbestos or anything, but shouldn't take more'n five or six months, now if there's water damage back there it could be another grand easy but too soon to tell...
How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Dude, have you ever wondered... is a busted lightbulb really a "light" bulb anymore? Isn't it, like, a "dark" bulb?
How many llamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, if they're really tiny. Look, you knew that joke was going to pop up here somewhere; why not llamas?
How many liberal arts PhDs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
The so-called "lightbulb" is a white power construct that reinforces whiteness in the public sphere, elbowing out colors considered "dark" or "dusky." Those invested in the white male power structure demand the outlay of money for this whiteness, knowing that dark is free to all, at night. Requiring others to "buy in" by "buying light" is forcing acceptance of the paradigm of white power in a male-dominated zeitgeist.
How many cats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
We can watch you in the dark...
How many vegans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Did I mention that I'm a vegan?
How many aliens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One: the bulb acts as the probe.
How many Buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One... with everything.
How many celebrities does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Don't we have people for that?
How many writers of girls' books does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Hey, baes, no big, know what I'm sayin'? Any sista can do what any mista can do and better, amirite? Half a grrrrl is all it'd take, hear me? Take about fiddeeen to a buttload of boys to do what half a fearless femme can do, yknow?
How many taxpayers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Any one of them will do; he just holds it in place while the government screws him.
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