Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Thank God it's Tuesday!

Boy, I couldn't figure out what was wrong with Mondays until I saw the poster for Inside Edition, the syndicated TV news show.



"The Stories You'll Talk About Tomorrow," eh? But it only runs on weekdays!* You know what that means?

It means that on Sundays and Mondays, we got nothing to talk about!

We just have to stand around looking at each other!

Couldn't we ask them to put together a weekend edition? There must be a way to make this happen. How are we supposed to handle Monday without conversation fuel, without stories like the woman whose cat attacked her cleavage or the doctor who got ripped off on a fake designer bag? Mondays are bad enough.

Maybe the president could sign an executive order or something to make the show run every day. He likes doing his executive order thingie.

Come on, Obama, make yourself useful.

*Worse, it runs in New York City at 2:30 in the afternoon on Fox affiliate WNYW, so many of us have to miss it anyway! (Although actually it also runs at 10:30 out of Jersey on WWOR, but I'm not sure if we're allowed to watch that.)

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