Bride of crap knock-knock jokes.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Joe Kerr. Why so serious?

KNOCK KNOCK.
Don't you know caps lock is rude?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ann.
Ann who?
Anarchy! [Busts down door, shoots everybody]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink.
Beat it. You're in the wrong joke.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Big fat cheeseburger with a side of french fries and a chocolate milk shake.
Come in, gorgeous!

Knock knock.
Why's there?
Huh?

___ ___.
I can't hear you when you use the balloon knocker.

Knock knock.
Welcome to the Pearly Gates. Who's there?
Saint Peter, lemme in! You know me!
Yes, that's why you're on that side.

Konk konk.
Ow ow.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knick knick.
You'll be lucky to win 35 games this year.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Guilt, shame.
Come in, Mom.

Knock knock.
Whose their?
Thank you for keeping us editors in work.

Knock knock.
Whoz they're?
Now you're just trying to make me feel good.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Exclamation Point Man!

CAPS LOCK.
Who's there? Hey!