Pick your own punch line!

So here's a cartoon I whipped up, with a classic cartoon situation. Man vs. Firing Squad is as clichéd (we call it timeless) as Man Gets to Heaven, Man on Desert Island, Man Talking with Animal, Man in Cannibal Pot, Man in Western Shootout, and a dozen other classic situations. 

But today, you get to pick your own punch line! I have listed ten; which is the funniest?

1. "No menthol?"

2. "Just make it quick, I got a date in half an hour."

3. "Seriously, does my hair look okay?"

4. "The Surgeon General says that smoking is bad for you, mister."

5. "Does this stake make me look fat?"

6. "I don't smoke, but -- Say, could I bother you for a knife?"

7. "You know who smokes in bed? Yo mama."

8. "Excuse me! I specifically requested the nonsmoking section."

9. "I really gotta pee."

10. "I signed up for the Desert Island Cartoon."

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Comedy classics, am I right? Of course, you are more than welcome to roll your own as well. Cig, sure, but I mean to add your own hilarious caption in comments. I promise to laugh! Even if it's just a hollow laugh of envy at your superior humorous talents. Ha. Ha.