Batman’s Day Planner.

5:00 a.m.     Return home.

9:00 a.m.     Wake; check in with Lucius. Need $450,000 in small bills for the new BtMobile. Don’t mention BtMobile.

9:30 a.m.     Check stocks. Trade as needed. Make a quick mill.

9:35 a.m.     Call Arkham. Anyone else out lately? Do NOT let them hit you up for donations again.

10:00 a.m.  Call Qi Jing about secret landing pad for BtPlne. Probably have mission in Shanghai and need clearance. Don’t mention BtPlne.

10:15 a.m.   Reorder Batarangs.

10:30 a.m.  Breakfast. Remember to talk to Alfred about mending speargun hole in BtSuit. OK to mention BtSuit.

10:40 a.m.  Read abstracts in all monthly science journals. Got to keep up with this stuff, B.

11:00 a.m.  Workout---Jujitsu, boxing, karate, defendu, weights, rowing, Pilates, random punching, rings, trampoline, BtLine swinging, elliptical, capoeira, and light aerobics. Squeeze in some gaja-rohana if there's time; you never know when a case might involve an elephant. Hold off on savate until ankle a little better.

3:00 p.m.    Lunch. Check messages. Nigma on outside; may be riddles. 

3:30 p.m.    Clark supposed to call. May fly in. (What’s he want now? Don’t commit.)

4:00 p.m.    Brood.

6:00 p.m.    Go over plans for new exploding BtDarts. Will be sweet if they work. Who to manufacture? See if Murray is available. If not, make appt to go punch him.

6:30 p.m.    Meet Vicki. (Make sure to go to Club Gotham---Bob on the stick tonight, so he’ll make your drinks look like booze.)

7:30 p.m.    Sundown. Act drunk; split.

8:00 p.m.    Patrol from rooftops. May rain---make sure to wear Sur-Grip BtBoots.

9:30 p.m.    Stop by Croc's place; if anyone is there, punch him.

10:30 p.m.  Swing by James’s place to let him know about Dent. See if he’s heard anything about Crane or Nigma. Don’t get your hopes up.

11:00 p.m.  Return call to Justice League. Remind them: Will not be available for monthly business meeting. Do NOT let them hit you up for donations again. If nothing going on, return to patrol.

11:30 p.m.   Pay a call on Crime Alley. If anyone is there, punch him. He will know why.

12:00 a.m.  Dinner. Grab something from Iceberg Lounge. If Cobblepot is there, punch him. He’s overdue for a punch.

12:30 a.m.  Take out BtMobile for patrol. NB: Ignore check engine light. Just needs new gas cap. 

2:00 a.m.   Pudding break!

4:30 a.m.   Head back to Stately Wayne. Film crew from America’s Castles is due at six. Keep them from BtCave. Alfred on hand, but you may have to punch someone. Don’t mention BtCave.