Update on Fredcoin.

My friends, once again I, Fred, of Fredcoin, write to you in the hope of assuring you that Fredcoin is the safest cryptocurrency investment you can make. And here I go: Fredcoin is the safest cryptocurrency investment you can make. There! I said it!

The latest news about the drop in the value of Bitcoin and the layoffs at Coinbase indicating an upcoming "Crypto Winter" should in no way indicate shakiness on our part here at Fredcoin. Our value remains what it always is, and that is the value that it has always been! Surely there's no more rock-solid guarantee than that. 

Look at that honest face!

I would especially like to take this time to refute the scurrilous, nay, infamous remarks of our competitors, most of all those hornswoggling rascals at -- ugh! it pains me to say the name! -- HodagCoin. 

BOO!

The CEO of HodagCoin, Hans Hinderminder, has dared to refer to Fredcoin using such libelous terms as "fake money" and "not real" and "funny-looking." Well, Hinderminder, let me just say, you're not exactly Cary Grant yourself, you know. Plus, HodagCoin is a failed crypto from a failure of a sham of a company with a failed investment profile and a faily fail fail failure of a CEO. On the Street they say the portfolio is mostly Blockbuster and Bank of the United States, but surely even Hinderminder isn't that stupid. OR IS HE?

In short, friends, don't listen to the whispers of those who would steal your money and leave your children hungry, like that carpetbagging bastard Hinderminder. Instead, listen to your old pal Fred, who tells you that the Key to success is using Fredcoin for savings, investment, spending, and Green Stamps. Yes, tell that old Hodag to kiss your shorts! Tell him, "Me for Fredcoin!" You'll be glad you did.