Monday, October 23, 2017

I wanna eat it!

Hey, that looks delicious! I wanna eat it!



You cannot eat it as it is not food. 

But it looks so tasty! Yep, gonna eat it now!

Do not eat it. It says right on it. DO NOT EAT. In three languages.

Oh, that's just silly. Why make it look so delicious if you're not supposed to eat it? I'm a-diggin' in!

It is the dessicant from a bottle of pills. The pills use a gelatin capsule and must remain dry lest the capsule dissolve. The dessicant absorbs any moisture. It is not to be eaten. Just cut it out.

Now this one, this here? This also looks great. Lunchtime!



You are getting closer. That is a silica gel packet from a package of dog treats. It is also, I am sorry to tell you, not edible. This time in seven languages.

Looks mighty tasty. Smells good too!

That is the beef scent on the package. Knock it off. 

Boy oh boy, am I gonna eat good now! Stand back!

Part of a complete breakfast!

Knock yourself out, wild man. Unfortunately those items are not poisonous, but you may choke, so there's that.

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