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Showing posts with label poultry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poultry. Show all posts
Sunday, February 20, 2022
Great pullets in history.
Little known fact: Hannibal of Carthage never went into battle without his faithful warrior chicken, Hortense the Ferocious, close at hand.
Thursday, December 27, 2018
Rotten luck.
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| Unfortunately for Craig's field sobriety test, he picked a bad time to confuse "spread eagle" and "Chicken Dance." |
Wednesday, July 30, 2014
Little tiny wishbone.
The wishbone on a Cornish game hen is extremely small, so only little tiny wishes can be made on it. With a turkey wishbone you could wish to win the lottery; with a chicken wishbone, maybe a scratch-off; with a Cornish game hen wishbone, maybe that you'll find a sawbuck on the street.
What little tiny wishes are appropriate for a game hen wishbone?
What little tiny wishes are appropriate for a game hen wishbone?
- sick enough for day off, not sick enough to ruin it
- spontaneous resolution of cable box problems
- tires hold out for another year
- daughter will make Girl Scout Cookie sales quota
- death to crabgrass!
- boss will take an extra week of vacation
- no Spice Girls reunion
- hangnail remedy
- movie you picked for family movie night will not bore you, embarrass children, give grandma coronary
- lustrous hair for prom
- discovery of lost file cabinet key
- son will stop putting baseball cap on backward
- really cute pair of shoes for prom too (better eat another hen)
- Kardashians shuffle off to well-deserved obscurity (all right, that's chicken-size, but worth a try)
- Jets won't 100% suck this year
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