ELOser.

Punch Jeff Lynne in the mouth
Punch Jeff Lynne in the mouth
When you see your ship go sailing
When you know again you're failing
Punch Jeff Lynne in the mouth

It was Jeff, wrote this song
Said to schlep on and on
When your life's a glob of spit
You didn't know when to quit
Punch Jeff Lynne in the mouth

When you get so down 'cause your life is done
And you've heard this crap since '81
When you're so downhearted and it's just no use
And you're tying the end of your rope in a noose

A frappé Lynne dans la bouche
A frappé Lynne dans la bouche
Vous avez acheté un canard
Maintenant ta vie est une merde
A frappé Lynne dans la bouche

When you get so down that you need to cry
And you want to punch ELO in the eye
When you're so downhearted and feeling sore
And you're sixty and stocking the shelves at the store

Punch Jeff Lynne in the mouth
Punch Jeff Lynne in the mouth

When you've nothing but a scream

Threw your life away on a dream
Punch Jeff Lynne in the mouth

Punch Jeff Lynne in the mouth
Punch Jeff Lyyyyyyyyyyyynne... in the mouth!