Ming the Merciless, Ruler of Planet Mongo, Invites You to Play a Round of ...
Baby Name or Microbe!
Based your performance on his tests for Prescription Drug or Fictional Planet, you had better really ace this one ... or you shall become Patient Zero in the Evil Testing Ward! Get out your pencil and paper!
BABY NAME or MICROBE?
2. Adamaris
3. Wahchinksapa
4. Demodex
5. Walvia
6. Neisseria
7. Helianter
8. Galido
9. Ibtesam
10. Xalvadora
11. Ascaris
12. Klavdiya
13. Prokaryote
14. Vibrio
15. Quirtsquip
16. Nipah
17. Archaea
18. Spirilla
19. Jyotika
20. Ulises
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MERCILESS ANSWERS
1. Yersinia: Microbe -- genus of bacteria including Yersinia pestis, the black plague
2. Adamaris: Baby name -- girl's name, means Noble of the Sea per babynames.com (where Ming got all these baby names)
3. Wahchinksapa: Baby name -- Sioux boy's name; means wise
4. Demodex: Microbe -- a microscopic human mite
5. Walvia: Baby name -- Native American for medicine root
6. Neisseria: Microbe -- genus of bacteria that includes Neisseria meningitidis, which causes (duh) meningitis
7. Helianter: Microbe -- a subgenera of paramecia
8. Galido: Baby name -- Spanish boy's name of unknown origin
9. Ibtesam: Baby name -- Arabic name for girls, meaning smiling
10. Xalvadora: Baby name -- Spanish for Savior (female version)
11. Ascaris: Microbe -- genus of parasite
12. Klavdiya: Baby name -- Russian for lame (girls' name -- even Ming thinks that's cruel)
13. Prokaryote: Microbe -- single-celled organism with no nucleus
14. Vibrio: Microbe -- bacteria in the family Vibrionaceae
15. Quirtsquip: Baby name -- Comanche, meaning chewing elk
15. Quirtsquip: Baby name -- Comanche, meaning chewing elk
16. Nipah: Microbe -- a type of zoonotic virus (from bats), which can cause encephalitis
17. Archaea: Microbe -- a type of prokaryote
18. Spirilla: Microbe -- bacteria with a spiral shape, found in stagnant water
19. Jyotika: Baby name -- girls' name, Indian for light or flame
20. Ulises: Baby name -- alternate Latin form of Odysseus (Ulysses); means to hate
MING CALCULATES YOUR SNIVELING SCORE:
20 -- You're either a huge fan of babies or of diseases; either way, wash your hands!
15-19 -- Ming admires your knowledge and offers you a place in his fiendish organization. He offers you a job naming new minions from among the Cave Monsters and testing evil viruses on them.
10-14 -- Ming tells you to study more and has you given a swirlie in the space toilet.
6-9 -- Ming scoffs and tells you to go back to school. He also calls you a double dumbass, which could get him a stern e-mail from HR. Then he has you given a swirlie in the space toilet.
0-5 -- Ming sends you to work in the evil biological warfare lab. You shall have to survive at least five dread diseases to apply for parole, so you had better hope the scientists are doing a poor job. The last guy who got out had permanent barbershop stripes all over him, like a stick of Fruit Stripe Gum. Mwah ah ah!
MING CALCULATES YOUR SNIVELING SCORE:
20 -- You're either a huge fan of babies or of diseases; either way, wash your hands!
15-19 -- Ming admires your knowledge and offers you a place in his fiendish organization. He offers you a job naming new minions from among the Cave Monsters and testing evil viruses on them.
10-14 -- Ming tells you to study more and has you given a swirlie in the space toilet.
6-9 -- Ming scoffs and tells you to go back to school. He also calls you a double dumbass, which could get him a stern e-mail from HR. Then he has you given a swirlie in the space toilet.
0-5 -- Ming sends you to work in the evil biological warfare lab. You shall have to survive at least five dread diseases to apply for parole, so you had better hope the scientists are doing a poor job. The last guy who got out had permanent barbershop stripes all over him, like a stick of Fruit Stripe Gum. Mwah ah ah!
1 comment:
Why not both?
rbj13
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