25 Things You Would Never Have Said Before You Got Dogs
- "Don't lick the driveway."
- "No, no, poop over here!"
- "Don't eat that, it's dead!"
- "Please stop scratching the carpet.”
- "Oh, no, he'll fight you if you try to put clothes on him."
- "Well, let's face it, at this point he'll probably die before he gets any serious tooth decay."
- "Why is this entire yard no good to pee in?"
- "Well, you enjoyed the same food for the last 346 days, so why is it a problem now?"
- "Stop sniffing butts!"
- "We don't bite the mailman, sweetie; there might be a check."
- "You don't like where he peed? Call a cop!"
- "Bedtime! Into the crate!"
- "No, don't scratch that rug! Scratch the cheap one!"
- "Don't eat mud!"
- "He's running around naked, but that's okay."
- "Skunks are worse than bears, man. At least my boy doesn't think he can beat a bear."
- "It's the middle of the afternoon; why aren't you sleeping?"
- "Don't put your nose in my mouth."
- "Just show me where you pooped."
- "Don't jump on your brother's head."
- "How much more trouble would you be if we hadn't had you neutered?"
- "No cheese for you!"
- "Whoa, you need a bath! Come on outside."
- "Who's a good boy? You you you you!"
- "Does baby want a nice piece of cheese?"
2 comments:
#26 - The vet must have a cover charge...$100 just for walking through the door!
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