Monday, July 31, 2017

Review of dwarf attributes.

magnificent 7

Happy
Downside: Over-optimism.
Upside: Positive attitude.
Rating: 

Doc
Downside: Not clear what attribute is. Seems to require spectacles.
Upside: Might be knowledge, perhaps a doctorate.
Rating: 

Bashful
Downside: Difficulty expressing needs, feelings.
Upside: Some people find it charming.
Rating: 

Grumpy
Downside: Negative attitude makes everyday life more difficult.
Upside: Teenagers and the elderly identify with you.
Rating: 

Dopey
Downside: Total incompetence.
Upside: Babylike charm.
Rating: 

Sneezy
Downside: Annoying to others; perpetual state of poor health.
Upside: Better than being Itchy or Snotty.
Rating: 

Sleepy
Downside: Incapable of remaining awake to perform functions.
Upside: None.
Rating: 


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It is not generally known that the Seven Dwarves of Disney fame were actually representatives of seven larger and more specialized tribes, brought together in the house in the woods for their mining expertise. Here's a list of the tribes and their original members. 

Doc, Prof, Teach, Smarts. Physician, Engineer, Specialist
Happy, Loopy, Wacky, Merry, Silly, Cheerful, Hysterical
Sleepy, Drowsy, Woozy, Snorri, Groggy, Lazy, Drunk
Sneezy, Itchy, Headachey, Spotty, Feverish, Sickie, Rashy
Grumpy, Grouchy, Surly, Crusty, Testy, Nasty, Antisocialy
Bashful, Shy, Introverted, Maladjusted, Wary, Scaredy, Agoraphobe
Dopey, Stupid, Idiot, Clown, Ding-Dong, Dummy, Moron
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