Hey, kids! The publisher has announced that the price of my ebooks is going up in the new year. So far they've been a pretty doggone awesome bargain, but that's all about to change. Alert the media!
I say, buy now and save! How much will you save? How about...
And such excellent books, too! The comedy of MacFinster! The adventure of Cobalt Agonistes! The comedy adventure of Larry and the Mascots! And the heartfelt drama of Faster & Closer! All the literary goods you could want, yours at discount prices!
And that's not all! Order today and you'll get -- well, okay, that's all you'll get. But isn't that plenty?
Here's an idea: Get a Kindle for your loved one for Christmas. Load it with Fred books. What better way to say "Merry Christmas, Herschel!" than a Kindle full of Fred novels? If your loved one is named Herschel, anyway.
Don't delay! Order today! Let nothing get in your way! And here's a few extra exclamation points if you didn't get enough yet: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!