A Strong Dose of Vitamin Fred

You know, you don't have to hit Social Security age to realize you just don't bounce back the way you used to. A couple of weeks ago...

So what does this 1984 film have to do with our current moment? Eh, I don't know.  No, seriously, hold on. First, I want to say that I h...

Five years ago, this blog joshed about California outlawing gender-reveal parties as part of a "Gender Prenatal Nonassumption Act....

☃ "Wanna rub our sticks together, baby?" ☃   "Frosty? He's my dad. Very connected." ☃   "I'd stop the world...

I saw a story about an astrologer recommending Halloween costumes based on Zodiacal signs. I was disappointed to hear that I should be going...

I have to say, during this Chinese corona crisis, the world has turned upside down. By that I mean I actually preferred shopping for groceri...

A priest says to a rabbi: "I hear you're not allowed to eat bacon."  And the rabbi says: "Yes, that's right."...

I'm sure you are all broken up about the bizarre decision of the Nobel Prize Committee to not award a 2018 prize in the field of Litera...

One of the advantages of working from home is that you usually can set your own hours, which means that instead of grocery shopping on Satur...

I remember when television was the enemy of civilization and was going to destroy us. What happened? "I'm going to eat you!...

The third human being with whom I spoke on Thanksgiving morning promised to sic the police on me. I don't want to dwell on it. It was ...

We city slickers tend to think of spring as mating season, but of course that's silly; the reason we see baby critters in the spring is ...

A manly man goes to grab himself a manly can of Coke Zero from the fridge, and what happens? Excuse me? "Sis"? Look, I do...

Okay, so it's cold. Big deal. It's the first week of February; of course it's cold. We can deal with this. Blarg. Last n...

After last year's preposterously awkward appearance by the cast of the musical Kinky Boots  in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade , ...