Friday, December 22, 2023

Snowman pickup lines.


"Wanna rub our sticks together, baby?"

 "Frosty? He's my dad. Very connected."

 "I'd stop the world and melt with you."

 "I got two eyes made outta coal and they are burning for you."

 "So, er, you like snow cones?"

 "Come on over to my Frigidaire."

 "Wanna make snow angels on my face?"

 "Yeah, you've probably seen these guns on Tinder."

 "There may be snow all over, but there's fire in the furnace."

 "You ain't seen snowballs until you've seen my snowballs."

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