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I don't have a script yet, I confess. Nor do I have any songs. Nor can I choreograph, nor dance, nor do I even like dancing. But by God, I have song titles, titles that tell the tale of woe and triumph that means Fred! The Musical. Here's how it will look in the Playbill:
Act I"Born in a Typewriter Case"
"Drive Ev'ry Expressway"
"There's No Business Like Publishing"
"Red Pencils in the Sunset"
"Another Hundred People (Just Got Onto My Bus)"
"Ol' Man Deadline"
"Suddenly Stupid"
Act II
"Fugue for Ink-Stained Wretches"
"A Boy and His Blog"
"Gonna Wash That Hair Right Off of My Head"
"We Have Enough Clowns (Send No More)"
"The Improbable Dream"
"Make 'Em Smile Wryly and Say ISWYDT"
"Don't Cry for Me, Staten Island"
If you have any suggestions for other showstoppers, feel free to leave them in comments. My people will call your people, when I get people.
The plan is to open it in two weeks, when all the other musicals are still closed from the Chinese death virus. We'll be the only show in town! And if The Man tries to close us down? Publicity! Call me, Broadway personages! Let's put on a show!
3 comments:
Maybe "Win One for the Nipper" and "Suddenly Tralfaz" for the canine portion of "Fred!"
"The Write Stuff"
Great! Writing these down. I'll call my producer! Once I get one!
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