Sideshow of bad ideas.

Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and see the amazing Bad Ideas show! For one thin dime, one tenth of a dollar, you can witness with your very own eyes some of the most bad ideas ever to occur to Man!

SEE! the guy who eats a baloney sandwich from the lab refrigerator!

Yum!

GASP! At some really bad locomotion!

Careful with that throttle, Henri!

THRILL! to the flesh-stripping plastic sofa cover!

Owie!

TASTE! the worst idea to ever ruin a perfectly good potato! 

Just don't!

SHUDDER! at the results of American foreign policy in the Mideast!

You'll never look at anything the same way again after you've seen the SIDESHOW OF BAD IDEAS!