A Strong Dose of Vitamin Fred

Yes, today is Ejection Day, or it would be if we weren't a nation of imbeciles. And I'm not even complaining about your state. Mine...

Last week in rush hour I got on a subway car that was horribly crowded. I barely got on. We could have used the help of those Tokyo oshiya ...

Yesterday I took down the Halloween lights and put up the Thanksgiving lights. Okay, I don't really have Thanksgiving lights. Maybe yo...

It was a lousy Halloween. And I don't say that because the kids cleaned us out of candy. I say that because there were hardly any kids a...

Let's take a moment from all the hustle and bustle of the holiday to contemplate the true meaning of Halloween.  Ha. We all know ...

One of the clients I do freelance work for was doing a potluck Halloween get-together and I was on the e-mail list. The idea was that eve...

Oooooh! Scaaaaaaaaaary! Okay, maybe not too  scary. This is Dial's Halloween hand soap, in non-Halloween scent. It has a very nic...