Now it's early January. We didn't get any snow in December. Which is completely normal for New York's lower Hudson Valley. And it's exceptionally normal for New York City not to get snow in December. I grew up there and never saw a White Christmas. Lots of rain. (No one dreams of a Clear Christmas.)
People should not be getting their dresses up over their heads over the weather.
They need instead to be hysterical about something important: Money!
Yes, friends, it's time again to remind you that Fredcoin is the world's most awesome cryptocurrency, the kind that has seen no arrests or indictments, the kind that has an amazing track record of retaining its value. Worried about the winter? Afraid that a blizzard will cave in your roof, avalanche your car, rip off your porch, insult your mom? Wherever will you find the money to deal with all that? (Especially Mom, who will be so upset she'll want to buy shoes.) Well, it's Fredcoin to the rescue!
Ask yourself: Self! Doesn't money get you through rough times better than rough times get you through money? And of course the answer is: Yes! So you need a safe way to invest your currency. Don't just leave it hanging around. The US government makes your dollar worth less every day. But it can't affect the United State of Fred! Fredcoin will hold your cash against the determined amount of Fredcoin, which will be there when YOU need it, when YOU want it! Not when the punks in Washington say you can have it!
So thumb your nose at Old Man Winter. Thumb, I say, thumb! And send a bundle of your annoying money to me. You will immediately receive an e-certificate stating your investment in Fredcoin. Then watch the magic happen! Laugh at blizzards! Chuckle at storms! Give yourself a hernia over squalls! Tell sleet to kiss your fartin’ behind! With Fredcoin in your corner, you can't go wrong!
Fredcoin! The Crypto for All Seasons!
Snow? What is this thing, snow? If we see white all over the ground down here, we figure Hunter has dropped by. And he never leaves FredCoin!
ReplyDeleteWe might get some rain here on the Virginia Peninsula. Once every ten years we might get some measurable snow. Unlike when I lived in the Hudson Valley and we'd get snow on the Fourth of July! (Jeez, no snow since last winter?)
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"Doesn't money get you through rough times better than rough times get you through money?"
ReplyDeleteHaha Fred channeling the old Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers whose mantra was "dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope" which trope we knew to be objective truth back in college daze.
NoVa is looking at rain and freezing rain with no accumulation.
60 miles west in the foothills of the Appalachians by Harpers Ferry we're looking to get 2" to 4" of snow and sleet, but that's down from the forecast of 8" to 11" a couple of days ago.
Stay warm. Shovel gingerly.