A bombogenesis Christmas.

The barometric pressure fell like lightning
While the pressure mounting everywhere else tightening
The grimaces on faces far too cold
"For this stinkin' weather I'm too old!"
Cried frozen folks from ages 8 to 90s
As north and south alike all froze their hienies
The weatherman said bombogenesis
Not one on many bingo cards, I guess

Winter weather report bingo 

The airports were all clogged with canceled flights
Delays and strays and families spend a night's
Disgruntled misery at the flyways
Still better than disasters on the highways
Snow and ice and tires uninflation
Can make a catastrophic situation
Be careful as you travel friends, and I pray
God see you safe on Christmas all the way.