Dog reviews.

SynaMutt™ Synthetic Leash
Unbreakable Security for You, Comfort for Your Dog - $10.95

0☆  tastes bad too tuff no g ood don't buy

DogGog™ Liver Flavored Wood Stick Chew Toy

Looks Like a Stick, Tastes Like Liver! -  $6.00

1★ look like stikk mmm yum wait livr what ? flavr good but am confus

Yumpossible™ Doggie Chicken Treats

Delicious Treats for Your Best Friend! 100% Organic! - $21.00

2★★ tayst lik butts 

Securomutt™ Dog Gate

Keep Your Pup Out of Dangerous or Unwanted Places, Guaranteed! - $35.00

0☆  no gud cant get in bad bad bad gate bork bork bork BORK BORK

Sleepi Poopsi™ Dog Bed

A Soft But Supportive Bed for Your Canine Pal - $25.00

3★★★ is gud for naps but still goin on the bed wit you

Manolo Blahnik™ Ibrimu Silver Nappa Leather Open Toe Mules 

Silver Nappa Leather Open-Toe Mules - $965.00

5★★★★★ delish! o so gud chew chew chew an you get 2 at a time oh so tasti