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A guy comes into a bar on a weekday afternoon, the place is empty. He orders a beer and sits at the bar, quietly contemplating his circumstances, when he hears a little voice say "nice necktie!"He looks around but doesn't see anyone. After a moment he hears the voice again "I like your haircut". Then a moment later "You've lost weight!" Exasperated, he waves a the bartender and asks her if she is hearing the voices as well."That's the pretzels" she replies, "they're complimentary."
"Nice a**" That is the salt on the pretzels. It is coarse.
A guy comes into a bar on a weekday afternoon, the place is empty.
ReplyDeleteHe orders a beer and sits at the bar, quietly contemplating his circumstances, when he hears a little voice say "nice necktie!"
He looks around but doesn't see anyone. After a moment he hears the voice again "I like your haircut". Then a moment later "You've lost weight!"
Exasperated, he waves a the bartender and asks her if she is hearing the voices as well.
"That's the pretzels" she replies, "they're complimentary."
"Nice a**"
ReplyDeleteThat is the salt on the pretzels. It is coarse.