I'm not old enough, and perhaps young enough either, to play pickleball, but the intrepid New York Post makes me wary of the sport. "Pickleball Mania Leading to an Epidemic of Injuries Among Baby Boomers," reports the newspaper. Just looking at this ferocious action shot exposes the menace.
The Post reports, "Pickleball has been billed as a more accessible and a less intense tennis alternative, but experts say the popular pastime is still leading to a rash of injuries amongst the senior set. 'Obsessed' retirees are playing several hours per day, leading to overuse injuries. The older demo is also more likely to have weak bones, putting them at a greater risk for fractures."
The people profiled are not very old; we're not talking nonagenarians here. More like early sixties. Yet somehow, despite being able-bodied, they spend hours playing pickleball instead of working honest jobs. And they don't stretch enough, or take a break when they're hurt. It's just pickleball, morning, night, and noon.
It makes me wonder what other activities are causing overuse injuries in these crazy retirement villages. Is shuffleboard elbow a serious problem? Maybe mall-walking tendonitis? Croquet knee? Horseshoes carpal tunnel? Quoits wrist? I don't even want to ask what problems cornhole might be causing.
I know a lot of doctors may be harrumphing at me; I can almost hear them through the computer. "Harrumph," they say, "a little overuse injury is nothing compared to the diseases of overweight and inactivity. Do you know that 80 percent of Americans don't get enough exercise, Fred? Well, do you, punk?"
Well, I counter, do you doctors know that fully a third of Americans don't get enough sleep? Which problem is easier to fix? Mightn't a well-rested person be more likely to engage in exercise, and do it properly, with good stretching and other injury-prevention measures?
What I'm saying is -- avoid the pickleball menace and take a nap. That's what I intend to do, anyway. Maybe right now.
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Pickleball? I am so unhip I don't even know what old people are hip to.
ReplyDeleteMrs. PLW has threatened to persuade me to play pickleball. Whatever it is, I'm against it.
ReplyDeleteTIL that there are actual forms of repetitive stress injuries called "texting thumb", "cell phone elbow", and "tech neck".
As long as there's no "pop-top wrist" or "cork-pull shoulder" I'm safe.
Kinda looks like a whiffleball.
ReplyDeleteI was expecting something along the lines of stickball or halfball. Stickball played with a broomstick and a pimpleball. Halfball is what happened when the pimpleball broke at the seam.