What will an average husband take pictures of while his wife is shopping in Hobby Lobby? Let's find out!
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"These places all look the same. What's the difference between Hobby Lobby and Micheal's?"
"Oh!"
"Here's looking at you, kid."
"A place like this could give a guy ideas."
"Did you just assume my gender?"
"Holy crap! The secret's been here all along! Hey, everybody!"
"Crazy Knitty Ladies appear to have as much paraphernalia available as Crazy Kitty Ladies. Is there a lot of overlap? Don't cats ruin yarnwork? Just askin' -- not trying to start a rumble or anything."
"Painting by numbers: Craft or art? Hobby Lobby says craft. Let's poll Aisle 8."
"Hey, they do have a men's department in this place."
(Sorry for the bad picture, but among the books on sale are C. S. Lewis's Screwtape Letters and Mere Christianity; you won't find that at Blick.)
"Come on, everyone! Na na na na na na na na, Na na na na na na na na, BATMAAAAN!"
(At this point hubby is sent to wait in the car.)
I recently learned (last 10 years) that "be a sweety, wipe the seaty" is directed to women. See men lift the seat and that risk is avoided. Many women hover and leave a wet seat. fascinating.
ReplyDeleteFred, when you go to places like that you should go to where the wooden letters are, or other crafty things with large individual letters. Then you arrange them to make "ahem" impolite words and walk off giggling.
ReplyDeleteMy wife taught me that one too, Bear. And Ruffin, I think they're onto us; the wooden letters I saw were not displayed that way, but perpendicular to the shelves in racks, with no display area, no place to hang letters. They're no fun anymore!
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