Achtung!

"Grimsley! Come here immediately! I must ask you someting!"

"Yes, Herr Burgermeister?"

"Suddenly I am rackink my brain, Grimsley, unt it is painful! I need to know...
vy am I der only person in dis dumkopf town mit ein Cherman acczent?"

"I mean, didn't ve grow up here? But everyone else ist an American!"

"I'm sure I don't know, Herr Burgermeister."

"Schtop it, Grimsley! Vy do you sound like some silly Britishy person? Vy don't you

sound American? Even dot silly Mickey Rooney -- I mean, de Kringle -- and der schtupid Vinter Varlock kah-nucklehead sound American!"

"I grew up watching Eric Blore films, Herr Burgermeister!"

"I vill not rest until I find out vat is goink on! Vy am I der only person in dis schtupid town who sounds like I belonk in der Chermanic vorld? Vy do you all sound American?"

"Gee, that's a good question, Mister Lederhosen man! We were wondering why most of the folks around us sound French!"