Ink vote!

A friend of mine -- and he knows who he is -- has been threatening to get a tattoo on his upcoming fiftieth birthday. I can't talk him out of it, despite the fact that he's going to think it was stupid by the time he turns fifty-one. But he clearly has no idea what he wants to get. We, his dear friends, have narrowed down his possible choices to a manageable list, and we're planning to vote on which to inflict on him. And you can vote too! Just leave your thoughts in comments.

□ Flaming Skull  💀	□  "Mom" and Heart 💗
□ Popeye Anchor⚓	□ Chain Link Fence (Rather Than Barbed Wire)
□ Jesus	□ Entire Ceiling of Sistine Chapel
□ Spider  !	□ Bloody Dagger 🗡
□ “My Daughter’s Heart & Debts Belong to Daddy”	□ Knuckle tats that say "LOVE" and "SOFA"
□ Devil	□ Life-size Cross V
□ Evil Clown 🤡	□ Unicorn 🦄
□ Twinkie the Kid	□ 401(k) Management Company Logo
□ Hula Girl	□ Viagra Logo
□ Copy of His Mortgage	□ Skull and Crossbones N
□ PC :	□ Metallica Logo
□ Cheese 🧀	□ Barry Manilow
□ Smiley Face J	□ Remote Control on Arm; TV on Butt 📺
□ Nickel Slots	□ “Disco King” 👑
□ “Don’t Tread On My Lawn” Flag	□ Evil Clowns Coming Out of Tiny Mausoleum
□ Copy of His Business Card	□ "Mom" and Bloody Dagger

Now, some of these are classic tattoos; a few are peculiar to him, and indicate his Catholicism or career; but most are understandable when you think of the average American male reaching that milestone age of fifty. So what do you think would be the best tattoo? Or do you have a brilliant idea we forgot?