Season 5, Episode 3: Wolfgang & Aurora
[Reveal scene]
Duke: And here is your fabulous new kitchen.
Aurora: Omigod! It's just what I always wanted!
Wolfgang: Wow!
Jocko: You see we ripped down the dividing wall to open the space up, then we replaced the slick tile with roughed-up hardwood so your nails can get a grip.
Wolfgang: Boy, I sure hate running in to dinner and flying into the cabinets.
Jocko: Not a problem now.
Aurora: I love the barn door!
Wolfgang: Me too! I was raised in a barn! Really!
Duke: Us too!
Wolfgang: And that bag, that comes with the kitchen?
Jocko: Yes, we replaced the old sink and oven with a ripped-open 40-pound sack of kibble and a continuous water feature. You'll have to replace the bag every now and then.
Aurora: Every couple of days, the way he eats!
(chuckles)
Wolfgang: Hey, let's have a little bite right now!
Duke: Not right now! We have to go look at your master bedroom!
[in bedroom]
Aurora: I LOVE it! Look at those beds!
Wolfgang: Comfy.
Jocko: We pulled up the old carpet and ripped down the wallpaper, then added two dog beds. Quick fix and under budget.
Aurora: And these beds are machine washable?
Duke: Yep, never have to use the vacuum cleaner on them.
Everyone: YAY!
Duke: Let's have a look at the master bathroom.
[in bathroom]
Aurora: Oh, my gosh, it is HUGE!
Jocko: Yes, this half acre of nature was the backyard, but we repurposed it into the master bath by tearing down the deck and adding some trees, a wading pool... and that's pretty much it.
Wolfgang: This is awesome. No bathtub?
Jocko: No.
Everyone: YAY!
Duke: We'll leave you two to get settled into your new home.
Aurora: You guys are the greatest!
Jocko: Good luck with your litter!
[Duke and Jocko outside]
Jocko: Well, that went pretty well. All that work and I didn't muss a hair.
Duke: Except for that cowlick.
Jocko: That's not a cowlick, that was from Mom.
Duke: Mom always licked you best.
[credits, promo]
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