Since then it's only gotten worse. Just in case you're keeping score at home, I thought I'd pass along some of the other nicknames that have come up. Bear in mind he's a gigantic eight-month-old dog---essentially he's a toddler with teenager hormones in the body of a lumbering, muscular 12-year-old, whose idea of fun involves grappling and mouthing.
- Buddy
- Bud
- Buds McKenzie
- The Nose Strikes Again
- Cupcake
- Knot Head
- John Henry Was a Steel-Drivin' Dog
- Mr. Cow
- SheepEtr_13
- Dog Mountain Dean
- Rusty McGates [for his yawn]
- TralSpaz
- Loon
- Slobber King
- Fuzz
- Junior Fuzz
- Babycakes Fuzz
- Babycakes Johnson
- B.C. Johnson
- Sheddy
- Shedmaster 2000
- Allergen-Free [following his li'l operation---get it?]
- Return of The Nose
- Knucklehead
- Knucklehead Smiff
- Dummy
- How You Like Five 'Cross Yo Lip, Dummy?
- Kissy-face Fuzz
- Sweet Baby Fuzz
- Killer Croc
- Shark Week
- Pal
- Pally
- Einstein
- Picasso Puppy [weird shapes formed by his position while lying on floor]
- White Fang
- The Nose Strikes Back
- Junior
- Junior Varsity
- JV Dawg
- Whine Country
- Cry the Beloved Puppy
- Monster Pup
- Michael Strahan
- Big Giant Puppy
- Hugh Jepuppy
- Boogaloo
- Back Off Boogaloo
- Wall of Teeth
- Phil Spector's Wall of Teeth
- Squirrel Killer [tore a squirrel chew toy up in ten minutes]
- Swine Killer [tore a piggy chew toy up in five minutes]
- Barbarian
- Visigoth
- Sheddy McShedsalot
- Big Boy
- Bob's Big Boy
- Joker-Face Puppy [when he's laying down chewing something he looks like he needs a caption: "Why So Serious?"]
- Chomps
- Chomps McGee
- Needy
- Mr. McNeedy
- Speedy Delivery from Mr. McNeedy
- Danger Dog
- Adventure Dog
- The Dog from K.A.P.E.R.
- Hairy Lump Lump
- Useless
- Sweetheart of Sigma Chi
- The Rockstar
- Friend to Those Who Need No Friends
- Galoot
- Darlin' Dog
- I Am Death, Slayer of Toys
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