A Strong Dose of Vitamin Fred

So I went into the local kosher deli and demanded a ham sandwich. "I'm sorry, we don't serve ham," said the snarky, smar...

Bud Light's current campaign says that it is " Up for Whatever ." I'm not sure what that means. Who's up for what? T...

Last year I railed against the stupidity of April Fool's Day , using naughty words and angry language. I'm happy to report that I ha...

I hate to break it to him, but those "microaggressions" he's complaining about are fleas. By the way, that's not my d...

Fifty-two years ago yesterday the "Swedish Visitors" episode of The Flintstones  first aired on TV. And therein lies a mystery. ...

As we know, Ash Wednesday and Palm Sunday bring out the A&P Catholics . Why? We don't know. Maybe because they're getting someth...